kid: dad whats a 69
dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]
unnf:

theslowpokewell:

does anyone have the original pic?

unnf:

theslowpokewell:

does anyone have the original pic?

image

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captainmorqans:

are we gonna say anything about the gagged bieber cutout or

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byelou:

beyoncebeytwice:

zayn and the other ones

can’t tell if you’re talking about one direction or the human race

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theoriginalspike:

georgemallory:

nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

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Art here
Video here
Original song here

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there are two types of people

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bikinipowerbottom:

xxartpopxx:

get him to gaga

get him to a church

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Friend: What are you reading?
Me: Kickthestickz
Friend: ?
Me: Ok basically it's when people ship youtubers kickthepj and and crabstickz together and they write stories about them called fanfics and some are fluffy and cute and give you feels and other get down to the nasty and its usually pretty damn detailed which is what I'm reading now and I don't even care if I'm in school I like kickthestickz.
Friend: *slowly shuffles away